After leaving the priesthood and the popular 70's duo Peaches & Herb (not in that order), Harry Teinowitz worked as a male nurse in the offices of Dr. Jack Kevorkian, was an internationally ranked Battleship player, and served for six years as the ladies' room attendant at Murph's Union 76 Truck Stop* in Aberdeen, South Dakota. About the experience, Teinowitz says, "The fried chicken and the apple pie are terrific." The former Navy SEAL says that working with Spike Manton again is the greatest thrill he's had since working with Conrad Bain in the all-male stage version of Thelma & Louise (entitled Tim & Lou.) Harry has been in several movies - for a total cumulative screen time of nearly forty seconds - including Up the Academy, The Package, Risky Business, and appeared on the television show An Evening at the Improv. His interests include chocolate, women, tequila, women, ketchup, women, and rehab. He prefers to be called "Lana" by close friends. Teinowitz is a twelve-time winner of the Teinowitz Family's prestigious "Most Disappointing Child" award. He will spend the fall touring with Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band, though Mr. Springsteen & the band are not aware of this.